Best Fictional Divorce

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

MAIN BRACKET MATCHUP

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  1. Agent Curt Mega and Agent Owen Carvour(Spies Are Forever) VS Optimus Prime and Megatron(Transformers)
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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

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and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

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So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

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MAIN BRACKET FINALS

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Agent Curt Mega and Agent Owen Carvour(Spies Are Forever) VS Optimus Prime and Megatron(Transformers)

Agent Curt Mega and Agent Owen Carvour

Optimus Prime and Megatron

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Optimus Prime and Megatron met while Meg was stuck in the arena and Prime was still Orion Pax, communicating solely by letters. Megatron showed Orion the harsh realities of Cybertron while the planet was intact, and Orion showed him people could change and become better. They loved each other so much even after they met in person and didn't need letters and Pax became Prime that when their love turned to hatred, it tore an entire world apart. A planet to a lifeless hunk of metal.

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MAIN BRACKET FINALS

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Agent Curt Mega and Agent Owen Carvour(Spies Are Forever) VS Optimus Prime and Megatron(Transformers)

Agent Curt Mega and Agent Owen Carvour

Optimus Prime and Megatron

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Remember! Curt divorced Owen to death. There's no way to top that.

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COME ON CURTWENSWEEP WE CAN DO IT

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curtwen are literally the bracket's pfp. if that doesn't prove they're the most divorced idk what does.

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YOU CAN’T GET MORE DIVORCED THAN DIVORCED TO DEATH

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OWEN CARVOUR DIDN'T DIE TO LOSE TO AN OVERSIZED TOY COMMERCIAL COME ON MAN

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TWICE!

ONCE AS THE OWEN CURT LOVED AND ONCE AS THE OWEN CURT LOATHED

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I love the idea of polls for characters that wouldn’t win otherwise because they’re too obscure, so I want to know what character people have the most strong opinions about, specifically who can split a room between negative or positive opinions the best.

For example: i haven’t heavily interacted with fandom since steven universe days so I’ll use Rose Quartz as an example. People either think she’s a soft uwu mom victim of the diamonds or an evil irredeemable space despot. I have never met a steven universe fan with a neutral opinion about her.

So that’s how your blorbo can win this poll: by being divisive. They don’t have to be popular or from a popular media, they just need the people who know them to have a strong opinion about them. In this poll, the character with the MOST EVEN balance of votes wins. I’ll post an example poll to show what I mean, but basically you’re encouraged to submit a blorbo if you love them or hate them! Either one helps them in this poll! I’ll be accepting submissions for a week from today (May 16th- May 23rd) and choosing the characters with the most love AND hate submissions (please don’t submit your blorbo on both sides to boost them, be cool about it), the amount will be based on how many submissions I get.

Inspired by @who-do-i-know-this-man @obscurewebcomictournament @obscurecharactershowdown @bestfictionaldivorce and others!

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Catholic Character Tournament

Rules

  1. No real-life people (No, you can't submit Jesus or the Pope)
  2. Only submit a character once. You can submit as many other characters as you like
  3. Catholic-coded characters are allowed. If your character is not from Earth but they follow a religion that is clearly inspired/based on Catholicism, then it's ok. (ex: Church of Seiros in Fire Emblem Three Houses)
  4. Orthodox Christians in communion with Rome are allowed. (Ex: Copts, Greek Orthodox, etc. Click link to see the list)
  5. If a headcanon can be supported by the text then the character is allowed. (ex: the Familia Madrigal from Encanto). Will accept simple explanations like "Donatello makes a cross"
  6. Former Catholics/Lapse Catholics/non-religious characters are allowed only if being ex-Catholic is important to their characterization or story (themes about religious guilt or trauma).
  7. Characters from religious allegories/texts that were heavily inspired by the creator's catholic faith are allowed (ex: Lord of the Rings and Narnia)
  8. Biblically inspired characters are allowed (ex: Castiel from Supernatural or Aziraphale from Good Omens)
  9. Characters from horror movies are allowed. Demons, however, are not. Unless you want to argue that the Demon is still Catholic, then be my guest.
  10. Propaganda is allowed and encouraged. No holy wars tho, we gotta learn from our mistakes.

Inspired by @indigenous-character-tournament @plural-swag-competition @latine-showdown @italian-tournament @cringefailloser-tournament @mad-scientist-showdown @sun-n-moon-showdown @best-fictional-cat @bestfictionaldivorce @underrated-adversaries and others!!